Where the heck is he?

Chilling with our millions on a beach in Mexico?

Chilling in his parents basement playing with his wii?

Chilling in some FBI lock-up in Virginia?

Hey, Chris Barrish – at this point you can remove your head from your ass. I don’t think you are going to find him up there.

Doesn’t anyone else think it is odd that this guy is accused of stealing all this money is just “missing” and nobody seems very bothered by that fact?

Is it me?