Q: Does anyone know the name of our operation in Afghanistan?

LONDON (Reuters) – The conflict in Afghanistan has reached “crisis proportions,” with the resurgent Taliban present in more than half the country and closing in on Kabul, a report said on Wednesday.

A: Time is up. I didn’t think you would remember it.

It was/is called Operation Enduring Freedom but a better name would be “Operation Half-Assed Screw Up.”