In spite of the University of Delaware’s valiant attempts to stave off the end of the world God’s judgement on mankind will be passed on Friday afternoon.

So brace yourselves for fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.

Unless you are into that sort of thing. In that case, party on.