I used to get upset. Now I just wonder what Dana means by “stylistic progressive?”

I guess it means some phony like me who who claims to be a progressive while secretly working to prop up the corrupt Régime Ancien by working and voting against Republicans.

Maybe someday when the Stylistic Progressive like myself are lined up against a wall next to the real progressives like Dana he’ll look over at me and call me comrade and I will get to enjoy the warm rush of acceptance just before the lights go out.

I doubt it though. He’ll probably look over and say something like, “So they are shooting cultists now too?”