As I’ve looked into this special election I have found that there are many good reasons to vote for Bruce Ennis. But one of the best is the fact that his opponent is a Republican.

To be a Republican nowadays is to gladly associate yourself with a party run by most vile sort of morally diseased vermin that has ever existed in the history of the universe. (see below)

Christian’s  handler’s know this.  That’s why the word “Republican” does not appear within five miles of any of her signs or literature.