According to the NJ, our state leader has taken a trip to Sweden. Expect spikes in the price of Swedish Fish in the near future due to shortage.

According to the Governor’s executive security the trip was not announced beforehand due to terrorist concerns. I’m a little lost on what those concerns are/were, unless there is a demand she wear a burka. But hey, that’s not a religious requirement, that’s just common courtesy.

A tour will be taken of Swiss sanatoriums in order to compare notes on handling the mentally ill; “No, no, no. If you tie them down first, you can use both hands for beatings.”

Can’t wait to see the benefits of this tax-payer funded trip.

 

This has been a guest post by a Delawareliberal Reader.

 

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