Lets see if I can live blog all the “buzz” words Chimpy will use tonight…

Free Nation

Iraq

terrorist extremist

anbar province good example

topple Iraq

attack us

Iraq

Hopeful

Secure

Trust

Moral and strategic are one

Iraq

future

threaten our future

strategy

surge

strategy

iraq

conditions in iraq

enemy

surge

strategy

iraqi

progress

iraqi’s

they need to feel safe

iraqi’s need confidence

goal of surge = security

iraqi forces

success

objectives

bringing troops home

surge in january several phases

baghdad anbar

forces in place launched

stronghold

areas have been cleared surging

 some people said we were failing (strawman)

Taliban like rule in Iraq (wow)

but we saved them

I sent in (wow, wow) additional forces

drove the terrorists  (did he just say terrorists?)  wtf Lie

return to normal in anbar wow

fear beheading now come forward

young sunnis now joining police (what?) 18% of the police

this guy is nuts, sunni leaders thanked him

Sunni Governor,

He hasn’t mentioned Shia’s yet….

AQ first one yet!

Their children and our children want peace….so lets bring war to them that makes sense

throughout Iraq too many people are being killed by terrorists and death squads… Wow, you mean civil war?

Quality of life is far from where it should be

Anbar again, wtf Anbar like 4 times

Most of Baghdad forces are being patrolled  (No shit it was called the surge asshole)

Diala Province was a sanctuary for AQ…and extremists

extremists again

First Shia and Iranian backed militants (link to Iran)

Iraqi government is taking on extremists. 

My meetings with Iraqi leaders I made it clear that the government must meet goals

He said the oil revenues are being shared? ????  Are they?  Fucking liar, they haven’t signed anything

Ooooo just mentioned our troops.

We kill a 1000 a month!!!! good job boys!!!

Iraqi Army doing better butttttttt

General Patraues 2x’s…

he has recommended

In addition

He says a total force reduction of 5700 troops can come home…not including the dead and mamed I assume

 terrorists defeated

troops draw down

goals met

troops leave

that simple

I have consulte with the JCS, Iraqi’s, My Gov’t but not you, Congress or just about anyone else in the country…so fuck off!

The principle guiding my decisions on troop levesl is return on sucess the more successful we are the more return.  Wow….

Americans want our country to remain safe….then work on the borders a hole and find Bin Laden

there are those that say…(strawman)

First time in years for people that have been on opposite sides to come debate (bipartisanship my ass!)

Beyond my presidency (see Korea)

Success of free Iraq, deny AQ Safe Haven, Destrive Iran, Marginalize Extremist, Anchor of Stability, Free Iraq

He said Free Iraq 6 times in one sentence!

safety of future Americans we must Succeed

If we leave we are fucked! Iran will  kill us!!! They will steal our oil, Democracy in jeopardy.  they will eat our babies

oooooooh

he just mentioned 9/11 after all that!  sob!

we need to agree to defeat AQ…who doesn’t asshole!

 I’m talking to Congress. 

LISTEN TO PATREAUS, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, SO DO IT AND SUCK IT UP BITCHES!

Iraq:  We wont leave you

Iraq Neighbors: Stand with Iraq  Or we kill you

International Community: Thanks to those of you that help…those that don’t we ask you too…if you still don’t…fuck off…or we kill you

Soldiers and Civil Servants: Thanks, I use you like pawns, I appreciate it, Keep up the good work

Oooooh Here we go, the good soldier example…This soldier died, but his wife is happy b/c he died fighting for freedom that isn’t free.

Freedom is about half a trillion or about 6billion a week. 

Some say too little too late (straw man)

but it isn’t too late to support our troops and defeat AQ

Wow, he is a real piece of work!

i hope you enjoyed that.  It was painful

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