Comcast has punished some transgressors by cutting off their Internet service, arguing that excessive downloaders hog Internet capacity and slow down the network for other customers. The company declines to reveal its download limits.
If I want to download “Anal Plungers III”, “Asian Chicks, Black Dicks VII”, “Grand Cummin Islands” and “Taboo 43” all at the same time, I should be allowed to!
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September 7, 2007 at 8:28 am
I was wondering why people complained about the porn download speed. But on the bright side, its quicker than going to the airport bathroom.
September 7, 2007 at 8:38 am
If I want to download “Anal Plungers III”, “Asian Chicks, Black Dicks VII”, “Grand Cummin Islands” and “Taboo 43″ all at the same time, I should be allowed too!
Links, please.
September 7, 2007 at 8:41 am
If that is the case, Comcast needs to pull their “Slowsky’s” ad campaign.
September 7, 2007 at 8:57 am
If Comcast cuts you off you can just use Mike Protack’s wireless router.
September 7, 2007 at 9:03 am
now that was funny
September 7, 2007 at 9:04 am
who’s mike protack?
September 7, 2007 at 9:04 am
I can’t wait to see what this post does for our google page rank.
September 7, 2007 at 9:45 am
to paraphrase the Simpsons, “You now have the 7th most popular blog not counting porn sites. Counting porn sites, your ranking is 5,0084,276,501,248th.”
September 7, 2007 at 10:19 am
If Comcast cuts you off you can just use Mike Protack’s wireless router
ROTFLMAO! Awesome …
September 7, 2007 at 10:30 am
the second title is a real one by the way
September 7, 2007 at 10:49 am
I thought that one sounded familiar, DV. Maybe Comcast should offer abbreviated versions of pornos, cutting out the parts that mostly get fast-forwarded through. Think of all the bandwidth that could be saved!
Me, I’m still waiting for Fios to reach my development.
September 7, 2007 at 11:00 am
Just go onto Dana’s site and run the video of the S.C. queen without sound, while playing porn disco on your stereo. You can keep reloading the video with one hand.
September 7, 2007 at 11:19 am
I wonder if I’ll get cut off for watching too many cable channels.