For old times sake…

Around the Horn Friday: The DELAWARE BLOGOPHERE MOVIE Edition

JL Miller at the NJ is doing a “Delaware Bloggers” story. I don’t know when when it is coming out – but when it does I expect it will be turned into a best selling paperback and the movie rights will go for millions if not billions.

So we need to start thinking about who we want to play us in the Delawareblogopshere movie. I’ll get the ball rolling, but please let me know where I mess up and who I left out.

ME: The affable team player and perennial sidekick played by Oliver Platt

Dana: the leftists poet/perfectionist who just wants the Democrats to be better – played by: Tony Shalhoub
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Celia Cohen: The “hanger-on” – played by Linda Hunt.
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Dave Burris: The guy you hate to like played by – the other black guy in “Fresh Prince of Bell Air” Will Smith’s upper-class cousin…Alfonso Ribeiro.
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Politakid: The midget – played by Herve Villachez
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Karmic Jay the philosophical nija – played by Abhishek Bachchan.
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Nancy Willing the disappointed teacher who knows you could be doing so much better if you only applied yourself – played by Bonnie Hunt.
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Hube: the surly libertarian – played by Ted Nugent.
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Donviti:the pissed-off-Caveman-from-the-Gieco-commercial-type – played by the pissed off Caveman from the Gieco commercial.

Tommywonk: the dad-type with a bad-ass streak – played by Robert De Niro.
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Kilroy:the dad-type without the bad-ass streak – played by Dustin Hoffman.
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Mike M:the scene stealing hipster played by Vince Vaughn.
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This movie will give a new meaning to the phrase “opening week gross”. Enjoy your celebrity status this weekend and Peace Out!

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